The following is a transcript of the 2015 film Mike and Aaron: Operation: B.A.T.H.R.O.O.M.
Part 1: Opening
(Shows Paramount Pictures logo)
(Shows Tj's World Network logo)
(Shows TjsWorld2011 Pictures logo)
Text: PARAMOUNT PICTURES presents
Text: a TJ'S WORLD NETWORK production
Text: a TJSWORLD2011 PICTURES film
(Cuts to a view of Berlin, Germany)
(The following text is typed out in the bottom left corner of the screen)
Text: BERLIN, GERMANY; BERLIN HISTORY MUSEUM
(Cuts to the front of the Berlin History Museum and then a circular door)
(A circular hole is made through the door, and then two men in uniforms bust through the hole with a man named Anthony Andrews, who is president of the Toilet Antitrust Corporation in Pennsylvania, US)
Mr. Andrews: Okay, the door to the chamber holding Golden Toilet of Berlin is right in front of us. If we can get it without being caught, we'll be able to execute the next phase of my plan.
Man #1: And that is?
Mr. Andrews: I'll explain later.
(The men run over to the next door)
(Mr. Andrews gets out a remote which he uses to destablize the control panel next to the door. After this, the door opens, and the Golden Toilet appears in the center of the next room)
Mr. Andrews: There it is...
(The men run over to where the Golden Toilet is on its platform)
Mr. Andrews: Okay, we need to make sure that security doesn't notice it's gone.
Man #2: You should use that holographic option you've got on your remote.
Mr. Andrews: Good idea.
(Both of the men grab the toilet from its platform. Mr. Andrews uses the holographic option on his remote to display a holographic image of the toilet. Then he jumps onto the toilet seat as the men carry him away out of the room and through the hole they came in.)
Mr. Andrews: Watch out, there could be some traps down here...
(A laser gun on the ceiling suddenly fires and causes an explosion)
Man #1: OH GOD!
(The explosion causes both men to send the toilet racing on the floor. It stops, eventually, but it tips over and causes an explosion.)
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