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The following is a collection of trailer transcripts for the 2001 film The Craig and Butters Movie.

Teaser trailer

(MPAA green screen)

(Shows Paramount Pictures logo in the middle of its animation. It speeds up into the full logo and then quickly fades to static.)

(The static fades to the Warner Bros. Pictures logo and then back to static.)

(The static fades to the next scene.)

Announcer: The world's only terrorist agency...

(An alarm wails.)

Voice-over: Attention everyone, this is not a drill, someone has broken into the building. Please proceed to your weapon stations.

(Weapons are being taken.)

Announcer: Is about to get their butts handed to...

Tom Gerson: All right people, I'll handle this.

Announcer: By the only people in town...

(Cuts to black)

Announcer: Who know how to do so.

(Cuts to Craig)

Craig: I do not know what you're talking about.

(Whole Lotta Love by Led Zeppelin plays.)

Text: THIS APRIL

Announcer: This April...

(Shows Mr. Garrison extinguishing the fire and Craig hiding behind a window)

Announcer: When disaster strikes...

(Cuts to inside Craig's house)

Craig: I've got to lay low whenever I go out in public from now on.

Butters: That doesn't mean you're going to be hiding in your bed when you're home from school, right?

Craig: No...

Text: DANGER

Announcer: Danger

Eric: We're not being preachy.

Grim: But the pollution in your lake, it's dissolving our barge.

Text: ACTION

Announcer: Action

Craig: No, Igor If you push that, Daddy will die.

(Igor goes to the window and pushes the board into the ground)

(Cuts to Tom Gerson and OTA officers in a conference room)

Tom Gerson: I present to you possibly our most controversial plan yet!

(OTA Officer #1 or #2 farts.)

OTA Officer #1 or #2: I'm... terribly sorry.

(Cuts back to Tom Gerson)

Tom Gerson: For God's sake, open a window

Text: ADVENTURE

Announcer: Adventure

Butters:I lost her once. I'm not gonna lose her again!

Kirby:Claw at it!

(All Screaming)

Geo Guy: We're out of coffee! I can't take another minute in this dome!

Text: COMEDY

Announcer: And Comedy

Chaecook123: Can I Save The Day

Craig: Actually, you doomed us all.

Tom Gerson: Doh

(Shows With Great Power by Immediate Music plays And More Cilps)

(Cuts back to Michael)

Michael: Oh, come on!

(Show More Cilps)

(Cuts to Craig and Butters running)

Craig: We've got to put an end to this! Go!

(The Craig and Butters Movie smashes on a black backround.)

Announcer: The Craig And Butters Movie

(Cuts to Butters and Craig inside Craig's house)

Butters: So Craig, what are going to do now?

Craig: I'm just going to go to my room.

(Craig walks off-screen.)

(Silence)

Butters: You'd better not be going to bed, Craig.

(Shows "IN THEATERS EVERYWHERE APRIL 11" text, Warner Bros. Pictures print logo, Comedy Central print logo, Paramount Pictures print logo, and copyright)

(Fades to black)


Theatrical trailer

(MPAA green screen)

(Shows Paramount Pictures logo in the middle of its animation. It speeds up into the full logo and then quickly fades to static.)

(The static fades to the Warner Bros. Pictures logo and then back to static.)

(The static fades to the next scene.)

Announcer: The world's only terrorist agency...

(An alarm wails.)

Voice-over: Attention everyone, this is not a drill, someone has broken into the building. Please proceed to your weapon stations.

(Weapons are being taken.)

Announcer: Is about to get their butts handed to...

Tom Gerson: All right people, I'll handle this.

Announcer: By the only people in town...

(Cuts to black)

Announcer: Who know how to do so.

(Cuts to Craig)

Craig: I do not know what you're talking about.

(Whole Lotta Love by Led Zeppelin plays.)

Text: THIS APRIL

Announcer: This April...

(Shows Mr. Garrison extinguishing the fire and Craig hiding behind a window)

Announcer: When disaster strikes...

(Cuts to inside Craig's house)

Craig: I've got to lay low whenever I go out in public from now on.

Butters: That doesn't mean you're going to be hiding in your bed when you're home from school, right?

Craig: No...

(Silence)

Craig: I think.

Text: EVERYTHING GOES WRONG

Announcer: Everything goes wrong...

(Cuts to Tom Gerson and OTA officers in a conference room)

Tom Gerson: I present to you possibly our most controversial plan yet!

(OTA Officer #1 or #2 farts.)

OTA Officer #1 or #2: I'm... terribly sorry.

(Cuts back to Tom Gerson)

Tom Gerson: For God's sake, open a window!

Text: FROM THE CREATORS OF SOUTH PARK

Announcer: From the creators of South Park...

(Butters and Craig are looking at a piece of paper.)

Butters: This says that they are going to destroy two cities with one plan.

(Shows Craig running towards a OTA van, and cuts back to Butters and Craig)

Craig: I've got to break up from this plan somehow.

Butters: But Craig, you're not a part of this plan, you're just the receptionist, remember?

Craig: Oh, right. We just have to stop them.

Text: AND THE CREATOR OF TJ'S WORLD

Announcer: And the creator of Tj's World...

(Michael points off-screen at a tank and an OTA officer runs towards it.)

Michael: Get in that tank, right now!

(An OTA officer runs to the tank and tries to get in it before Butters pops out and hits him.)

Butters: I don't think so man!

(Cuts back to Michael)

Michael: Oh, come on!

(Cuts to Craig and Butters running)

Craig: We've got to put an end to this! Go!

(Tom Gerson breaks open a door into a firey room with an extinguisher, the extinguisher sprays fire, and a helicopter crashes into another helicopter.)

(Cuts to black and fades to Michael cleaning his gun)

Tom Gerson: Come on Michael, we've got a situation in the tank hangar!

Michael: Not now, Mr. Gerson, I'm cleaning up my gun. And the only way you're going to make me get up is to take it away from me.

(Tom Gerson throws Michael's gun away and Michael runs after it.)

Michael: Oh, it's on!

(The Craig and Butters Movie smashes on a black backround.)

(Cuts to Butters and Craig inside Craig's house)

Butters: So Craig, what are going to do now?

Craig: I'm just going to go to my room.

(Craig walks off-screen.)

(Silence)

Butters: You'd better not be going to bed, Craig.

(Shows "ONLY IN THEATRES APRIL 11" text, Warner Bros. Pictures print logo, Comedy Central print logo, Paramount Pictures print logo, and copyright)

(Fades to black)

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